One day, God ordered a conference call and invited Bill Clinton, Yelstin and Bill Gates. He told all three of them that He is done with the world, the world is going to end in one week, and they should inform their people.

Yelstin immediately calls a meeting of supreme soviet council and informs them:

"I have a bad news and a worse news. The bad news is that, there is a God and worse news is, that He is going to destroy the world in one week."

Bill Clinton immediately called a joint session of Congress and Senate and told them:

"I have a good news and a bad news. The Good news is that there is a God and bad news is that, He is going to end this world in one week".

Bill Gates immediately calls a meeting of Board of Directors of Microsoft and tells them:

"I have a good news and a great news. The good news is that God thinks that I am one of the three important people in the world and the great news is that after a week, we will not have to worry about fixing Windows 95."